Your name should be Mortons with all that salt you freely throw around.

Sheesh, man. I even tried to read this like you meant to be a pedantic jerk and it still didn’t play. Thanks for the new subreddit though. A couple things I clicked on gave me a sensible chuckle.

End of an era.

Mario Reinhardt?
Bowser Winston?
Goomba Junkrat firing little goombas that explode?

GIVE. IT. TO. ME.

Man, I’m an Eagles fan (for a good portion of two decades now) and just RECENTLY I’ve rooted for the Giants’ last two SB wins. Every single time you trotted out that Manning Special Education Edition of a quarterback in the big game, I rooted for y’all. Granted, the guy turned it on in the clutch harder than Frank the…

I never really thought about how huge Gronk was until I looked at that beer can just now.

It looks like a little V8 juice can...
Holy hell.

Just because you rewrote the way you say “I’m not a racist but...” contextually...

No one calls the Executioner a murderer.
I hope Billy McBigdick flips the switch on his asshole until he dies.

As an Eagles fan before that last play, I was thinking “Shit yeah, we want the Saints for the Conf Finals. But wait, they just beat the Vikings, and Minn is really good, why do we want to play the Saints again?”

Then I was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS WHY WE WANTED TO PLAY THE SAINTS AGAIN

Just not Cousin Lovin’

We need for every person to be accountable for their actions when they are wrong. We need to hold those accountable, due to their actions, to the flames, because most of them are not going to do it themselves. Even when they are dragged kicking and screaming, we will hold them accountable.

What we don’t need is for you…

You’re the reason that people feel the need to start groups like MGTOW, #NotAllMen, etc. Stop doing that. You sound like the fat white redneck that sees a black guy steal a candy bar and then proclaim I TOLD YOU THEM NI**ERS WERE NO GOOD BLM MY ASS!

You’ll get nothing but ire for this post, but you’re completely right.

Space Trousers.

This is the laziest post I’ve ever read on this site. I’m not going to threaten to leave, like it matters or not. Im just going to do it.

Hope there isnt a gun attached to that trigger

Okay, so you’re just another contrarian snark troll. Gotcha.

Whew that’s a lot of implying to tackle so let’s start at the top...

Just because I think something is gross doesn’t mean I don’t defend your right to live how you want to, with who you want to, and whatever it is that two people consent to behind closed doors.