They will be tame compared to the pearl clutchery after The Walking Dead’s last season premier...

Not to mention everyone knows what the f___ I’m saying even though the g__ d___ words were bleeped out.

These mother f____ idiots still think its the f____ 50's or some s___!

The burden of proof now falls on you. We will require a time stamped photo of your claims within 24 hours or you shall be forever known as a 14 year old toddler-swaddler, whose daddy buys them everything, and are just a shitty little internet troll.

JRPG ATB Marvel game? Made by Squaresoft? I need to go impregnate someone ASAP so I have a first born to offer up.

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT EVER REALIZE THIS IS A SHITTY RIPOFF OF SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

I live in Louisville. This statement is correct.

I only want one thing...

I just wish she’d throw the robe.

Yeah that’s not racist at all. Oh wait! We’re talking about white people so it’s cool.

First I feel the need to preface this with an RIP to Mr Toom. I hope his family and friends find peace. With that being said...

So I can go to some obscure and out of the way place with the old bill for $1's worth of silver or I can go anywhere with a current bill and buy $1's worth of silver?

I don’t get your rub, bub.

Underwatch!

That Bugs Life / Bee Movie crossover is going to some weird places...

Do we...have a body to retrieve? It sounds like there might be more than one also.

they’re both squids...or kids...depends on who is asking

YES!

Because other nations don’t feed their citizens poison and sloth by the shovelfull.

Too soon.

You guys are really peating a dead horse with these puns...

AFC? No that can’t be it...