This kid....is amazing. They just need to do an update where there is a Platinum Steph Curry, shiny and chrome, and will shoot with 99% accuracy.

I agree. I squinted my eyes at the whole not foreshadowing...and then quit reading when he said Jesus set off firecrackers and THEN stole the keys.

Just curious why this is back on the front page, saying that it was posted 30 minutes ago, when it was 2 days old.

Showing your age there, mate. Super Mario Kart on SNES didn’t have a blue shell.

“Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness.”

Needs more !TECHNOLOGY! moments

/shrug

Maybe YOU do.

If by hail, you mean beat him half to death twice in a row. Then yes...All “hail” Kanye.

That Cid Highwind is PERFECT

I also saw my future wife but that’s a different article altogether

I know I’m going to come off as insincere but I don’t SEE color in cosplay. I see Mad Moxxxy or Vault denizen.

It’s unfortunate that just being happy and spending time with your kid gets reduced to race.

If you’ve read my words as emotional, that’s on you. I saw a point made here, I spoke differently about the point, and now I have some weirdo replying to me about hard dicks and Gaga molestation.

You need help.

“A Game Geeks Guide to Getting Girls”

Wonder what kind of free pussy cheat codes they were trying to pawn off on the sad sops in ‘99

Witty and original.

I disagree, but what do I know.

Actually, she looks pretty tame/professional (comparatively) and I feel like everyone is just trying to kickstart a meme for likes and retweets.

I dont get it

fuck off