Yes, because linemen line up on the LOS standing completely upright...

This is coming from someone who a week ago wrote:

Before he was charged with two counts of soliciting prosecution in Florida

For the fourth straight year in a row, the number of hate groups in the United States have grown in number.

It seems like a lot of people still don’t understand that the RT “score” isn’t a grade, it’s just a percentage of critics who found the film decent at worst.

As a bonus, it elicited one of the more underappreciated joys in sports from the crowd: a cheer that sounds like a shower of boos, but is actually a player’s name.

You wouldn’t even need 4 minutes to explain that one, let alone 4 episodes

The team’s recent success has come with quarterbacks who could barely throw the ball, so why not just save the pick and sign Sam Bradford instead?

Michaels will produce, as he is often want to do, and O’Neill himself will executive produce.

It’s OKC’s top-20 protected pick, so it’s going to be some shit

Three #2 OVRL picks in four years and not one All-Star for you out of that?

McVay circa 2005: I want that Brad from Home Improvement look

Maybe they can get Travolta on board, have him and Cage mutate into one another, and call it, uhh, “The Colour Out of Space Face/Off”...?

This seems like a lot of drama for a Super Bowl that happened 10 years ago

Stafford needs to help the Lions and retire. His record vs. winning teams is roughly 0-∞, whereas the Lions’s franchise record vs. winning teams is roughly 0-∞. Wait, shit.

Honest question, which Gruden is worse right now?

Dear Sam Woolley, you strung that bass backwards

Arndt that a dern shame

Pretty sure Werner was the only one who fled. He also left his “detailed notes” for Kai to follow, as he said he would do if Mike let him fly back to Germany for a few days.

What’s the difference? Either it’s Jerry Jones, or a guy who was taught by Jerry Jones.