Isn’t it still kinda hard to shoot somebody in complete darkness?

There’s no way he is getting 15 years, that’s just the maximum sentence. He probably will get zero years and just get probation.

Maybe you would consider Skyler’s dalliance with Ted less cheating and more spite sex, but I’d say stuff like that is pretty firmly in the BB/BCS realm. Would be lame to do again though.

Kind of upset we didn’t get a chance to meet Horsecock Williams

I know it isn’t that big of a deal, but it did kinda bug me that the FBI found out WR was in charge of the Dark Army, and sent like 10 dudes there to arrest her. No backup, nobody waiting outside at the exits. Pretty poor planning, FBI!

How many people read the whole interview?

Why’d you leave out the part that it was reportedly Lee’s daughter who petitioned the Chinese government’s film review board to alter/remove the Bruce Lee scene?

I’m glad that piles of 300 lb. dudes only fall on my legs when it isn’t Thursday

Bring back Automatica Gramatica

I was thinking of a response for a couple minutes, but all I can really come up with is that “tragically-mismanaged” is probably underselling just how messed up the Knicks are.

Not sure the Lakers were the best example to choose. LeBron would have signed with the Clippers if he cared that much about how the team was being run. The Lakers aren’t being tragically mismanaged, but there’s a lot of room for improvement.

Fortunately he’s Canadian

It’s quite common in butt rock circles

You might want to double check that

I mean, I agree that the Raiders are usually incompetent, but I’m not sure this rises to that level. They fined him for unexcused absences from practice, which I imagine is a common practice throughout the league. I suppose they are suspending him for being “mad” about the fines, it’s just that in this case “mad”…

The USSF lost about $2m overall in 2018 according to the financial information it released, but the National Teams made about $6m in profits. They lump all of the National Team revenues into two items, marketing/TV/etc. and gate revenue, but don’t break it down between the two teams. Also, the TV and sponsorship deals…

I don’t really watch soccer. What kind of game are the Nigerians playing?

Stay tuned for upcoming blogs like “Dentist places typo in e-mail”, “Someone managed to hang a poster on a bus upside down, the idiot”, and “Marketing professional wears mismatched socks”.

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