Buttons are one thing.  This truck has a damn T-roof.  I was alive in the 80s, and heartily endorse this development.

And what happens if a cop tries to pull him over?  Is it evasion if you literally are unable to stop the car because YOU’RE A MORON, SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, LETTING YOUR TESLA DRIVE ITSELF IN TRAFFIC?!?

I like fancy stuff but am realistic. Being in Canada, most of my stuff is Mastercraft, which is sold through a chain called Canadian Tire. It is about equivalent with Craftsman, in that one never buys at full price unless desperate, and that they will replace anything that you break (and I have broken a ratchet and a…

Been there, done that, bought the T-Shirt that said “I’m with stupid” that pointed to me.

Eddie once said that AC/DC only knew one song....but it's a great fuckin' song.

I am a huge VH fan, and I like both of the main eras. I have been in the Sam and Dave debate numerous times, and I always say “if Dave had never been in the band, would the Sammy songs be good songs?” I think yes.

If that car had the twin turbos, lower mileage, and no rust, I would consider it.

I am with you on this. Partway through my Kramer 5150 build (and so close to the end) and this happens.

That depends on the shape of the eraser. If you get one of the narrower, taller erasers, it works as a bus or van. lower flatter erasers work well as “e-racers.”

Just throwing this out there, but the Jon Voight mention in the “No Dice” option might skew the results.

I signed in just to give you a star.

Only David Tracy can buy a nearly rust-free car and nearly get defeated by hidden rust.

I get calls all the time for duct cleaning services. I like to respond with:

The heart says yes, but every other fibre of my being knows that this car is made of pain and suffering. I am still not over the emotional scars of owning an older 540i6.  No dice.

I agree with the poll idea, as long as one of the options is “none of the above because Jalopnik writers are crazy.”

The new gaping maws grilles look better on a more aggressive car, but the bar is very low.

I use Rain-X, and I use the Rain-X fluid. Seeing while driving is important to me.

Leases don’t make sense to me because....well, way back when, when the Civic SI was a weird hatchback with the manual shifter on the console, I was considering one. A lease looked attractive until I did the math: The car was (IIRC) $27995 (in Canada) if purchased, but if one were to lease it and buy in out at the end,…

Seconded. I had one (2012-2018 era) as a rental for a couple of days, and it really did its job exceptionally well. Comfortable, enough room for a big guy, juuuuuuust enough grunt that it wasn’t embarrassing, a right-sized cargo hold, drove well....you get the picture.  Toyota has this package very well sorted, so…

And in all the time that took, she could have been parked and been in the store.