FALSE. I am in Toronto and root the fuck for the Leafs enduring endless pain and misery because I’m from Ottawa, but also root for the Raptors to win the ball trophy because it is fun and good for them to do so.

Nah, there is the Leafs fan base and definitely a Raps fan base. A lot of crossover, but Toronto is a diverse city that has a lot of people who could give two fucks about hockey.

If this were hockey, he’d hand his teeth to the trainer and miss zero minutes

Oh yeah? Well, a hockey player would’ve missed negative minutes.

I basically forgot about him. I am looking forward to his increased exposure, as anytime I hear his name, it sounds like “Sir Chewbacca”

wow, more bias against the Kings from this website, insisting that somewhere ELSE is where basketball goes to die.

I’m sorry but unless you were present in the Congo during the late 1980s you should probably keep your trap shut

That’s what you get for naming your team after a guy with HIV.

If the Raptors don’t market this move as “The ReSergence,” I’m quitting the NBA.

Did Orlando hire Chip Kelly as a GM consultant or something? Good lord, these moves are fucking awful.

Dwayne Casey has been garbage for years. This coach couldn’t draw a happy face much less a competent play. His whole game plan is to get Derozan (the most overrated star in the NBA) to to the free throw line for all of our offence. Or have Lowry create his own shot while being double teamed usually right after a…

No brainer, Stephon Marbury.

Clearly, you forgot about when I shot at my own basket in the closing seconds to try to get my 10th rebound and earn my triple-double.

And honestly, would it kill Hoiberg to wear a tie?

That reminds me: Teen Wolf and Boogie Nights were movies. Please stand by as I write 5,000 words about how your post is similar to them.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

We can’t play fantasy basketball

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Oh no. Oh dear. +1 burning crossover

There are many things you could read into the crowd’s decision to cheer for Hayward