have another bag of Doritos

Go out and sprint for 5 seconds. Then do it again. And again.

Eli threw the ball 63 times. That means Beckham probably ran at least 63 pass routes. Go do that. Tell me how you feel.

You are so dumb.

This is the dumbest hot take I’ve ever read on deadspin, and that’s saying something.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

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I love this team. Very psyched for them to get crushed in the conference finals!

Counterpoint: Harambe for ASG Captain

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…