He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Vlad Guerrero would’ve put that ball over the fence.

At Coors Field, that would’ve been a double.

“The Government can’t tell me what to do!!!”

The thing I love about conservatives is that they don’t understand the subject matter enough, or have enough faith in their material to just make a joke and let it stand.
It’s like, “Maybe no one signed him because he was taking knees on the sideline and on third and short! (Two minutes later) OR MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE…

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.

Now if it was a female ref? 3-game ban.

A soulless entitled bitch, but smoking hot all the same.

Was really hoping Britt McHenry would get the axe today. Would’ve been a victory for vehicle impound employees everywhere.

Get this man on first take!

So every once in a while, you can be gifted this:

You can say you’re from Milwaukee. That’s fine. What I don’t like is the “...so I really don’t care about the Bucks.” This implies people from Milwaukee don’t care about the Bucks. Do not loop in the rest of Milwaukee with your opinion on basketball. Plenty, and I mean PLENTY, of Milwaukee residents are absolutely…

Here’s a more accurate description:

Still probably tastes better than whatever the hell Tom Brady is eating.

The number of sliders you can make out of them.

At the risk of igniting internet controversy, what, exactly, makes a horse elite?

You missed Kawhi.  Lowry is better then DeRozan, I’d put Paul George over him also if he tries his hardest.

I found a much better youtube clip than the one you guys are using.

It’s always the Wade/Ginobili/et al guy who thinks they’re fouled every time they get touched (or not).