Went to her Twitter feed. She’s welcoming each of her new followers. Anyone that tells you we’re gonna have fun together is either someone you aren’t going to have fun with, or the bad guy from the Saw movies.

I don’t know much about his stance on gun control, but I just googled a bit and saw that the NRA rated him an “F,” so he can’t be that anti-gun control.

Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

Another litmus test on who to delete from various social media.

oh for fuck’s sake everybody

I dunnoooooo guys, this is not really worth it. I’m not even a comedian and I would have had a difficult time not saying something similar after a professional interviewer said the phrase “inside an 11 year old girl.” If anything he should be dinged for saying something so dumb. I didn’t see it as a joke so much as…

Everyone’s entitled to their interpretation of what’s funny in comedy, however, Mindy fucking NAILED IT. Maybe if George wasn’t such a fuckwit interviewer and used a better choice of words and didn’t create a solid moment of awkward silence, she wouldn’t have had to break the ice with such a FUCKING AWESOME RESPONSE.

Eh, tempest in a teapot, I say. I don’t think she was like, “I’m going to go for a huge laugh on this”; it was probably more “Oh, no, what did I just say? Better clarify.”

Okay, so I am in a bad mood, granted, but this is so far out of my ken as an ordinary citizen that I am not feeling it. I understand that women actors in Hollywood are up in arms over smaller paychecks than their male counterparts are granted and well they should be, but how does this impact us as a whole? So Jennifer…

She’s like a James Franco you can’t laugh at for some reason.

Why does she constantly make me want to kick her in the shin?

Maybe they thought he was the writer for “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails.
“Find me whoever wrote ‘Closer!’ He says he wants to fuck me like an animal. He’s our guy!”

Most scriptwriters go through what Marcel went through. Every great screenwriter has had there work shit upon by the Hollywood process.(Non great screenwriters however, tend to do very well: see Thomas Lennon’s work).

DJ would be SO disappointed in him.

The difference being...

“Spoilers, darling!”

I’ve been at home sick recently and rewatching a lot of Doctor Who and have seriously been considering starting some kind of cult that exclusively worships Alex Kingston.

This woman is not fit to lick Professor Song’s boots.

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

Hef must’ve had the last ‘Lude in existence.