Do not advertise your pets on CL. Many animals picked on CL end up being used as bait animals for fighting dogs. Make sure you analyze the prospective owners before you hand over the leash.

When we say "new bachelorette contestants" we really mean "discarded contestants from 'Dream Phone'"

Its also not true. Personal pages can be turned into memorial pages, all you need to do is contact Facebook.

What I don't like is that as Facebook currently exists, there's no way to designate that the owner of a profile has died. And the site isn't currently separating the dead from the living at all.

BLESS YOU MY CHYLDE

YOU DO THE LORD'S WORK

There's an opportunity here for someone versed in Tumblr to photoshop George's face over Jennifer's body on those tabloid covers with headlines like "Pregnant & Alone!" and "Happy at Last!"