I think if I give Amazon a spare key to my apartment we become common-law spouses after 6 months. Still not sure if that’s a pro or a con.

So Star Wars is back, in Porg form?

I got lost in Chevy Chase once. Ended up in Rockville somehow.

I always forget, is douchebag 4th declension or 5th?

Did Jim Anchower move over to the AV Club?

Kinja’s metric conversion software is shit.