It has to be Justin Fletcher. He already has form playing an unpredictable and kookily-dressed enigma. Also he has a ready made catchphrase, 'Waaaaiit…'

Hey, leave Lemmy alone!

This was the first game to teach me that any level where the character runs towards the screen is terrible.

What's extra funny is, in Germany that phrase is used in the same way as 'Kiss my arse', ie. as an insult. ICP however took the literal meaning and turned it into an ode to anilingus.

I love a bit of spooky action after the sun goes down.

'Oooooh, me clutch is fierce painin' me.'

I have been involved in a couple of games of this at parties, and it seemed like an excuse for otherwise mild-mannered middle-class yahoos to pretend they were edgy for a while.
No sir, I'll just have another solo game of Elder Sign, please! In my underwear, with the curtains pulled.

I'm was in a similar situation with my kids. I was raised Irish Catholic and dropped out as soon as my parents stopped giving a shit about dragging me out of the house every Sunday morning.
The church doesn't make it easy to leave. To make it all legit and official there are so many hoops you have to jump through. In…

I'll be playing Utopia Engine, a free print and play solo dice game. I had a quick go last night and it's well thought out with fun mechanics. And it's free! Seriously, find two dice, a pencil and an eraser and save the world from destruction.

Hasn't this already been remade enough? Even the sequels were thinly veiled remakes.

Unfortunately I think the Barker of the 80s and 90s is gone. He seems to be in a bad way after his health problems. Do yourself a favour and don't read The Scarlet Gospels. While the first chapter (which was written many years ago) is vintage Barker, the rest is unrecognisable. There are rumours it was ghostwritten,…

The answer is a zombie wizard did it.

Finally, something with zombies in it.

I've already started thinking about expansion packs . To hell with walking before you can run.

My get-rich-quick plan is to buy up all the old stocks of those rubber strips that they used to hang off the back of cars to stop motion sickness. You see, what you do is, you hang one off the back of each shoe and they transfer all of your ICK and BLEURGH right down into the ground. Plus they have lights on them.

Had our first ever win on Pandemic last night! I was embarassingly happy. Can't wait to play again.
I recently tried to get back into Hearthstone after quite a while away. It was daunting to see how many new cards are in use now, with even more coming soon. And is it just me, or does it seem slightly more pay-to-win…

The hearth is warm and the brandy is wet at the Scottish lodge of the Hellfire Club. We await your arrival in Auld Reekie with great good delight and quim a-plenty.

Years ago, some friends and I ate a large block of hash because it was a Tuesday and why not. A Slipknot video came on MTV, and there was a shot that referenced The Shining's 'redrum', but instead was the word TONKPILS. I laughed so hard that I couldn't breath for about ten minutes, and even then all I could say was…

When I lived there, I used to call that type of toilet an Observation Plateau. Apparently, the German obsession with health and well-being led to a lot of people wanting to inspect their arse candles before flushing them away. I never got used to it.

Only an erotic bakery, sadly.