Wow, someone must have recently mounted a Yakima bike rack onto the roof of his Prius. If you don't have a similar response to someone intentionally performing a dick move like this, then you should probably stay on Jezebel and read how to comfort your girlfriend when she gets menstrual cramps.

The real crime?

For a variety of reasons (but primarily due to having a trade surplus and maintaining a weak RMB), China accumulates a lot of foreign currency. When you literally have cash in the billions if not trillions, you'd want to stash it somewhere safe, no?

That statement brings up some very interesting mental imagery.

This will be the year I watch LeMans in its entirety. Gotta love inter-VAG fighting.

You got the wrong Hummer. The H2 is an affront to humanity. The H1 at least had good off-road capabilities. Give me the original HMMWV any day, though. That or a bobbed deuce and a half.

In other words, they're French.

Meme #1

Pictured: Sebastian Vettel. Off screen left: Adrian Newey

What's that? McLaren is evolving?

Brian, Leadbull; sorry.

Obama June 2012 "I saved Detroit."

That is beyond the point.

Vicki Butler clearly wants the D... or has a sore throat.

F1 has always been the super rich's plaything. Now more so than ever.

Those are speedholes!

They should rename it the Got Wood festival of speed. You know, because these pictures give me wood.

correction: George Washington rode an Eagle.

I suggest they build the podium out of it. There's got to be enough oak there to do it.