If the roads are slippery, you can have your Cake and eat it...

Jesus Christ - how old and white do you have to be to not get “pushing weight” from context. I’m fucking 56 yrs old and so white I’m practically transparent and I got it in one.

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

I tend to think of having guns to be like having dogs. 2 or 3 is OK, but without a professional reason, anything more than that is cause for concern. Also, having really tiny ones or really big ones raises questions.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Your trailer’s writing checks your movie can’t cash!

Alternative title:
Cybermonk 2077

That annoying Final Fantasy VII music bug is fixed on Switch and Xbox One thanks to a patch that went live today. Until now, the music had started from scratch after every random encounter—a problem that was far more annoying in practice than it seemed on paper.

Well if people don’t care about the name on the vehicle anymore, why ruin a good name in the face of all that apathy?

That, or he just couldn’t stop kicking the back of the pilot’s seat...

Have you ever heard of AirMech which is like a spiritual remake of Herzog? It is free to play though...

“Twitter blocked me because of my conservative beliefs!”

Letting Nazis scream at strangers unimpeded is kind of Twitter's thing.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

It’s far too soon to politicize this tragedy with calls for arrow control.

I cannot stress enough how many times my fight or flight response was triggered while watching that trailer.

I can understand why they thought Howard the Duck would be a hit. There was another movie where the protagonist fends off a horny Lea Thompson and plays a guitar solo - and that one was a box office smash!