You know who I bet we will see on Cyberpunk 2077?

7. What does the soul stone do, besides make you murder Zoe Saldana?

God sometimes I’m like this whole internet thing was a huge fucking mistake.

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

I heard she was gonna try to get Celebration but all 27 members of Kool and the Gang vetoed it. Yes, it involved some necromancy but it was worth it.

Cause it’s a non-sequitur. It’s like, say we’re hanging out somewhere, lets says it’s a Coldplay Concert, and the black guy next to you keeps talking about the new Migos while you’re trying to enjoy your toneless British droning. That shit would upset you, as well it should. 

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

See what I mean about “racist?”

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

I know this wasn’t addressed to me buuut I’m a transracial adoptee myself, and had an ex who was adopted by one of his teachers when he was 14, in what was likely a pretty similar situation to this one. I also worked with kids for a long time. So - with all of those things in mind, this story brings up some red flags…

It’s already been kind of revealed.

Yeah, she noticed Michelle followed Obama’s account and followed suit.

In my head cannon, Azzuri the Wise was one of the people who taught Captain America to fight with that kind of combination acrobatic/flowing style that links together all the hand-to-hand combat techniques Cap was taught. At least in the MCU. It’s quietly one of the reasons why T’Challa is so cool with Cap coming to…

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I get it, man. He’s the worst. He’s also kinda the best.

Labrador retrievers?

This systematic abuse was enabled by the administrating authorities of USA gymnastics and what’s happening to them? Besides that they (USA gymnastics) are pressuring underage girls into signing NDA’s for money. I don’t give two flying fucks that they received money. The fact that you can silence children, who are…

I’m surprised that Fang thinks I’d be dumb enough to communicate with any political source on my work email. That’s Journalism 101. He might need to retake that class; I’ll save him a seat when I teach it next fall.

We've had endless movie and comic book remakes, maybe it's a prop - please dear God let it be a movie prop - for the remake of Condorman.