HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Plus! Plus! If you read through the actual transcript, all three of these kids seem incredibly brave and willing to stand up to the judge (WHO IS SUCH A FUCKING BULLY IT’S UNREAL) and to their dad, who is just standing there, not doing shit. At one point, after the 15-year-old is taken away, the 9- and 10-year-olds…

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

I say this without a shred of irony or sarcasm: when are white men going to stand up and pressure each other to get themselves under control?

I’m all about the old broads but I don’t really get this argument.

Sometimes when people are “nice” they’re covering up their feelings and avoiding real intimacy & dialog. That is really annoying in a relationship. Hate on, MRAs.

“Too nice”, in my experience, translates to “Has no opinion”.

I think I cut and run too quickly because I’m afraid of settling or getting stuck in a relationship that’s fine but not great.

Well a little background of my circumstances: I gained nearly 50lbs after getting clean after using from the age of 14 to 22 and being 98lbs at 5’3. I was by no means fat, but the bloating sent fat to places I didn’t know I even got fat, especially since I was in poor health during puberty, I had no idea what my…

It’s possible that chin fat has a different molecular structure from other fat, though I wouldn’t know. I know a crime scene investigator can tell the difference between blood from the nose, blood from the mouth, blood from a flesh wound, etc. It may be something like that.

You know, I remember at one of my first jobs out of college, I caught an error that was going to go out in one of our products. It wasn’t like a rape joke or anything, but something really embarrassing that was going to make us look really bad. I talked to my manager and pointed it out and he said “well Editor wants…

I’m sure tons of people approved it. They knew exactly how much free publicity their brand would get for the implications of the slogan. After a brief media frenzy, they’ll apologize with some B.S. about being misunderstood, try to score some cheap points by pretending to care about sexual assault while denying their…

I’m guessing about 15 people didn’t say anything because they didn’t want to become “that bitch” and lose their job.

I keep trying to imagine pitch meetings in which everybody around the table is totally gung-ho about this phrase and nobody says boo. The only way it makes sense is that the person who came up with the phrase was high up the food chain and nobody wanted to put their head on the block and tell that person no.

Not a single woman, would be my guess.

How many people had to approve that, d’ya think?