the world needs more illiterate dopes like you. never change.

Typical UM overvaluation by the media.

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

If you're playing that card explain why Angel Hernandez, who is arguably worse...

How does this guy have a job? That’s not a setup for a joke, either—I legitimately want to know if anyone can explain the answer to that question.* I have to believe that MLB officials have an offseason review process like the NFL, and you’re telling me this guy’s performance reviews are good enough—despite very-well…

There was this really good article at SBNation concerning the background of not just Ramsey situation, but the overall how the Jags managed their team over the past few years. And, to be honest, it was kind of staggering.

I was all in on him a few weeks ago when he was being an asshole to other football men and football watcher guys were losing their shit about what a nutcase they thought he was.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

He will especially miss that money when he is out of the league in a couple of years.

I realize Kelsey’s new, and Megan’s at Jezebel, but you should have had someone show you Deadspin house style for lists. Because this really should have been ranked 1-14, with #13 “Getting hit by a copy of Infinite Jest”.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Isn’t that now called Showing the Kavanaugh?

Remember that when the Bills legitimized this a-hole with an NFL job is 1 career accomplishment was going 25-25 at Syracuse. There’s no reason for him to still be in this league.

“When you’re a star, they let you do it...”

One of the funnier things about this situation is that the 49ers guy in charge of getting this stadium built, Paraag Marathe, is on the board of directors of the latest attempt to bring decent governance to the sport of cricket in the USA, USA Cricket. It’s uh, not going well. Marathe was announced last August. Since…

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

In the four minute video, we’re shown three different paintings of Dwight Howard as Superman.

So she never reported any of this to the police, went back several times after these incidents allegedly happened, and is now going public with a *civil* lawsuit when he is the most talked about athlete in sports at the moment?

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.