Bingo.

He is fucking awesome when properly healthy and I think the addition of Stills is gonna make the Texans offense hella fun this year.  As long as Watson does the smart thing and treat O’Briens playcalls with the same level of respect that Rodgers afforded McCarthy.  And even if the jury is out on his career prospects,…

My impression is that Bears fans think they're a lock to win the division and are favorites to make a deep playoff run. The Packers and Vikings also have some pretty major flaws so maybe it's not so unlikely that the Bears win the division but I can't see them getting far in the playoffs if they look like this all…

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

that seems like a lot

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

So the Texans trade Clowney for next to nothing, and then give away all their draft picks. Being without a GM is really working out great for them...

So you’re arguing that “child pornography” is not an accurate description of pornography featuring a child?

“That’s not like him...” they say.

“....and a horrible way to go.”

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

Every opposition team should troll the Bears with video of the double doink whenever the Bears are on the road. 

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

I mean, that’s a pretty standard response to anyone who asks if they can bring their kid to your wedding, when it clearly says no children on the invite. Don’t care if you’re a Cousin, no kids!