I feel sorry for people who don’t have fun memories from their youth that they like to revisit from time to time. 

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

Given the Sandusky/Paterno thing and the Pennsylvania Catholic Archdiocese scandal it’s apparent to me that the people of western (only western?) Pennsylvania are totally okay with child molestation. They do not see the problem with raping children and deserve any and all misery heaped upon them.

The Bears really are the midwestern Skins, just with less repugnant ownership. Their stadium sucks, the field constantly looks like a monster truck rally just took place (despite the city offering to pay for artificial turf!), the fans are delusional meatheads who are stuck in the 80s, and the team has had maybe three…

What a fuckin loser. I mean if anything, if you want to have a team that’s gonna win, then you should be supporting your players, not antagonizing them. Especially brother to brother and especially doing it for the owner. Dude definitely isn’t gonna have the respect of the team, but I suppose they would rather lose…

Willful ignorance is a hallmark of stupid people. You ever have a boss that loves to tell you that he doesn’t know how to rotate a PDF? Cool Steve, I guess I shoudn’t be mad at you for getting a job out of high school that paid a living wage, and bought your house in 1979 for 55K when your take home pay was 20K. …

Why do I feel like the backlash would come so much faster if this was Kyler Murray or Deshaun Watson making these comments?

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

I’m betting he can afford to buy a second ticket to get back in, then show his previous ticket to get to his original seat. I’m also guessing that the ticket takers and ushers stop caring after about the 10th inning.

Does this mean the Cubs are gonna sign him in the offseason?

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Barr should be in one of those prisons. As an inmate, he can become a jailhouse lawyer and rights advocate.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

This is some groundbreaking journalism. Pulitzer alert!

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

The police after having spotted a black man with a car.

*Fuck da police

I like how everyone just pretends “false positive” doesn’t mean “lying cop.”