Dad?

On the weekends I drink about 15 beers and a fifth of Ttios and feel like ahit the next day until I have a couple more beers.

Never heard of Notre Dame University.

You know how to read?

Damn you are a great writer. Love reading your stuff. Hope you stay here for a long time.

No such thing as God ... Cased closed.

You bought Virgina lunch?

Except for Benoit and Breer. Hope those assholes get clipped

He’s right. I also wait 5 minutes after eating a chipotle burrito until I hit the head and unleash a punishing blast o ria.

I prefer shit flavor. 

Answer is no. Always get drunk when you get a chance

Fuck this guys take.

Fuxk this overrated ass clown

Fuck this dude. Kick him out of the national football league.

What maga

I wish my parents had gotten me stoned at 5 months. And 5 years and 10 and 15 and 20 and 30 and 35 and 40.

What about dick size. Please rank.

Whimp. I would have finished game

Nobody gives a fuck

Drinking is fun