I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

This is some groundbreaking journalism. Pulitzer alert!

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

“5 people fired”

The police after having spotted a black man with a car.

*Fuck da police

I like how everyone just pretends “false positive” doesn’t mean “lying cop.”

Those cops are pieces of shit. Who the fuck looks on the hood of a car and thinks “that must be cocaine”? Not bird shit or anything else , but coke?

Fuck the police

Reporting officers field tested the white powder substance on the hood with a cocaine kit and it did test positive with two kits in two different places of the hood of the car.

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

I got $50 that those two are dating inside of 3 months

I’m always surprised when I see something like this, because if I was raking in 150+M in guaranteed money from the game, I think I’d find it hard to get that angry at anything involving baseball.

Yeah. The fact that this is treated as anything other than psychotic, selfish, insane behavior is nuts.

Fuck Pompei for acting like this is a normal, good thing & fuck Gase for being THAT asshole boss who doesn’t leave his employees alone ever. The fact that he’s a mediocre coach just adds the cherry on the shit sundae.

I’ve gone the other way. I sleep 13 hours a night and I’m in the office max 3.5 hours a day. Two naps in the afternoon. I’m crushing it—average performance reviews two times running, honorary mention for best lunch co-host for recruits.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Blimpie’s makes a better sandwich

If you do discover spyware, then you’re in an even more awkward position than you were at the beginning. You might want to curb your Netflix use in office hours, you might want to request a meeting with the head of IT, or you might want to start looking for new employment, depending on all sorts of other factors…

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!