Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…

Then came the growth on his head, which frightened him, and which he feels the team did not properly diagnose.

People... pay... to watch James Dolan... perform music.

counterpoint: fuck the cubs

Must be nice to get that publicly funded golden parachute, and possibly still get your picture on the wall while those that suffered under her watch will still have to fight that trauma that her ignorance helped allow, probably for their whole lives.

I love how the Marlins announcer credited the Marlins small ball skills for that

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

As usual, it was Whitlock smelling his own farts.

What about the droid attack on the wookies? It’s a system we cannot afford to lose, and yet you chose to write about this particular tragedy instead.

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

The Bucs changing their jerseys wasn’t as bad as hooking themselves to Jameis, but it wasn’t THAT far behind. They had probably the best look in football, one that was completely and uniquely theirs, and now they look like what an 8-year-old would cook up on Madden Create A Team. It’s so sad.

Yes please, bring back the creamcicle unis

Have a White Claw and calm down there buddy, it’s a pretty widely-held opinion that beer and wine (and spirits) are indeed acquired tastes. Certainly matches up with my own experience anyway.

Objectifying women and topping it off with the slur “Tranny” isn’t cool man.

Ugh, I'm going to have to break down and try Naturdays one of these days. I thought it was just a dumb joke, but people seem to be legitimately into it. 

lol who actually uses Yahoo! for sports news? AltaVista, AskJeeves, and Lycos are providing way fresher content, why go anywhere else?

A sign of a good joke is having to explain it. 

Tomorrow espn will feature video of Markelle Fultz lifting his right arm high enough to comb his hair.

Think of the hours her publicists billed to diffuse a situation they should have prevented.

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.