Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

LIST THE GODDAMNED PRICE OF THINGS ON THE GODDAMNED MENU. If not, I’m going to continue to sit there with your cocktail lists asking, “And how much is this one? And how much is that one? Oh, you don’t know—can you find out?” That’s not a better situation for anyone. Unless you’ve got something that’s dependent on the m…

You’ve never been poor, have you?

Because insurance companies are assholes.

How does anyone allow something, so obviously wrong, to grow so big on their body before seeking help? I just don’t get it.

Something something bad apples something...

he is doing very well and is popular overseas...basically the show and funds were restructured to allow for more Conan without borders episodes per year, clueless gamer becoming it’s own digital entity, etc.

Its less common than it used to be, particularly as the more corporate places these days will fire them over it, but I spent many a year buying bartenders and servers drinks at bars I was a regular at in my 20's.

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

Does this look like the face of a man who is wrapped up like a douche?

Even if he isn’t (he is), it would be very easy to “de-juice” the ball. They own the Rawlings but even before that, if MLB calls up and says “hey guys, we’d like a ball with a lower coefficient of restitution and more drag,” what do you think happens?

...they’re available as an add-on to orders or as a stand-alone item.

Someone spent multiple hours making it, too! That’s not a hastily thrown-together graphic.

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

Callaway may not be ready to be a head guy, but he did a great job with the staff in Cleveland. This GM is a dipshit agent who somehow was deemed best choice to run the Mets.  Apparently the Wilpons are known morons, but as long as the checks clear, Callaway should keep cashing them.  Putting up with an agent named…

ok, you know the people making regular deliveries without tips are spitting in your food, right? perhaps you could inform your management of this.

Are you expecting an answer more complicated than she went to a local store and bought what they had?

I mean, Totino’s Is kind of a trash pizza classic.

Umm if it’s not cheap then you might as well just order a real pizza. Cheap is the entire point of frozen pizza, no frozen pizza is particularly good(I've tried them all), so you get the cheap one.