I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Man, Kinja Deals really fucked up by missing these!

Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

LIST THE GODDAMNED PRICE OF THINGS ON THE GODDAMNED MENU. If not, I’m going to continue to sit there with your cocktail lists asking, “And how much is this one? And how much is that one? Oh, you don’t know—can you find out?” That’s not a better situation for anyone. Unless you’ve got something that’s dependent on the m…

You’ve never been poor, have you?

Because insurance companies are assholes.

How does anyone allow something, so obviously wrong, to grow so big on their body before seeking help? I just don’t get it.

Something something bad apples something...

he is doing very well and is popular overseas...basically the show and funds were restructured to allow for more Conan without borders episodes per year, clueless gamer becoming it’s own digital entity, etc.

Its less common than it used to be, particularly as the more corporate places these days will fire them over it, but I spent many a year buying bartenders and servers drinks at bars I was a regular at in my 20's.

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

Does this look like the face of a man who is wrapped up like a douche?

Even if he isn’t (he is), it would be very easy to “de-juice” the ball. They own the Rawlings but even before that, if MLB calls up and says “hey guys, we’d like a ball with a lower coefficient of restitution and more drag,” what do you think happens?

...they’re available as an add-on to orders or as a stand-alone item.

Are you expecting an answer more complicated than she went to a local store and bought what they had?

I mean, Totino’s Is kind of a trash pizza classic.

Umm if it’s not cheap then you might as well just order a real pizza. Cheap is the entire point of frozen pizza, no frozen pizza is particularly good(I've tried them all), so you get the cheap one.

I was pretty ok with the ending UNTIL THE DRAMATIC HOOD THING (Who thought that would play?! It’s SO BAD). I personally am not ready yet for June-doing-a-lot-of-therapy-in-Canada (Emily will definitely have some interesting struggles for the show to explore). I absolutely believe that June would stay behind to try and…