Yeah, totally lost me after that. “Pay? Huh?”

I do all of the cooking on a food truck and my arms literally catch on fire over the burners everyday of my life. Even as prone as I am to burning myself to a crisp, 190 coffee spilled anywhere on my body would make me shriek in agony. It’s one of those random subjects that get trivialized and it totally pisses me…

Shut up. You said something stupid and you’re rightfully getting roasted for it. If you had any sense at all, you’d shut the hell up. You managed to thread the needle of having the right idea but still sounding like a complete fucking idiot. Do yourself a favor and stop talking.

“No big deal, just doing this resistance gig my mother got me. But what I’m really into is hand weaving baskets from reclaimed wood. Check me out on Etsy!”

I have no control. I power through a shift regularly while claiming my bathroom breaks are anything but me going to go puke in the nearest bathroom. It’s not fun and demonstrates an almost complete lack of control. Oh, and also too, it can and will eventually kill me. Learning to manage and live with it is the only…

Yeah, post again about free will when you’ve experienced DTs. When you reach that point, alcohol stops being a crutch to manage a traumatic experience and starts being a thing that keeps your heart from exploding. Withdrawals can be really scary and very deadly.

Isn’t the real Bon Morte also just a complete asshole who created an army of sock puppets to make it look like there was support for him tearing down young writers every Saturday? Whether it’s a spoof troll or not, I’d dismiss anything any Bon Morte says. They’re all just assholes in one way or another.

Right, just like modern NHL goalies are better because their pads are bigger. Terry Sawchuck totally sucked.

Women’s soccer is actually a way more fun sport to watch than men’s. There’s more scoring because the net is the same size but the goalkeepers are shorter.

Where was Abraham with those RPGs? What was the point of him finding them at all if they never come into play? And why didn’t he at least use them against Negan’s people in the post credits scene? Dude, you have a grenade launcher, you can wipe these fuckheads out easily.

Way to go, 3rd wave feminist who hasn’t actually done anything for the cause of feminism. Also, mighty progressive of you to make it racist.

It’s StarFox AKA Eros. “That guy was a jackass.” The nerds who read those books picked up on it immediately, why can’t the people who write about it? (not talking about you, James Whitbrook)

How the fuck do you not know what cod is? I went to A Salt And Battery where my GF insisted I try the deep fried Mars Bar. I’m allergic to fish and on one bite I could tell it was fried in the same grease as the cod. I spit it out and vomited furiously. “What’s wrong?” “You honestly can’t tell this thing is saturated…

I don’t care. The AMA disagrees with celiac.org.

No, fuck that. There is no such thing as gluten sensitivity. Scientifically proven, not debatable, totally does not exist. You either have celiacs or you don’t. I can’t count how many times when I was waiting tables someone said they have a gluten allergy and then ordered a beer. If you actually have celiacs, you…

Rick was right about wiping out the termites. Rick was right about leaving the church to, again, wipe out the termites. Rick was probably right about storming the hospital. He’s not a bad leader, weak ass people keep screwing his plans. Sasha going crazy on the highway last season. That was Rick’s plan and easily…

You haven’t looked at this persons comments before, have you? Occasionally scores a solid burn on something someone else said, but never an original joke. Not a troll though.

Some fucking idiot saying something that is solidly debunked by set photos and casting info is not a troll. It’s just some fucking idiot who isn’t paying attention.

No.

Wayne Fontes was our most successful coach. The rage that fact throws me into whenever I think about it is a sight to see.