Huh. It’s like Fox News is a repository for the dregs of humanity or something. Who’d athunk?

Of course Medicaid spending is going to grow every year, you Agent Coulson-dipped-in-battery-acid-looking motherfucker. Healthcare costs are rising on the macro level, and enrollment will continue to rise as long as we have population growth and as long as you and your Republican brethren do everything in your power…

Que Sean Hannity talking about Trump giving him a tour of the White House and telling him all the history because he is a student of history. He did say that one time.

“Cause nobody was watching.”

My man loves the movie ‘The Usual Suspects,’ but hates that you never learn who Keyser Söze is.

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I hate how Trump brings up all these historical events like he is teaching us something very important. Most Presidents bring up historical events but as a way of relating the days activities and to spotlight accomplishments. Trump does it like he has known all along and is teaching you, the uneducated, the history…

even if he had a hotel, what makes you think he could find a car to take him there?

Its a time-honored tradition for the wealthy members of society to turn to the poor people they’re robbing and say, “hey, look over there, that dark-skinned/foreign/worshiper of a different religion person is stealing all your shit! Better go get him and completely ignore what I’m doing back here with my hands in your…

“Maine’s fun-loving Republican governor Paul LePage implied that he makes up stories to confuse the press; in a radio interview, he also said “the sooner the print press goes away, the better society will be.” 

I was just watching ABC News and was so disgusted how they were lauding how “Trump fans showed up in droves” in Poland, without a single mention that they were bussed in from all over the country on order of President Duda.

The West has never been more secure, at least from a military perspective. Our problems are with rising inequality and a citizenry desperate to give their civil liberties to someone who promises to protect them from the nasty foreigners. It’s pathetic how easily terrified we are.

“Do we have the desire and the courage to preserve our civilization in the face of those who would subvert and destroy it?”

I had the displeasure of being up in time to watch that Poland speech and it can be best described as “Nuremberg Rally by a 13 year old preppy White girl called Cindy”, with it being a bizarre rant about patriotism and a war of civilisations (Nazi “Ein Volk, Ein Reich”) mixed with passive-aggressive popular girl…

I do have an amateur garage next to my house. The guy who rents it has two Gen 2 RX-7 drift cars that he works on. Nobody minds as long as he’s not revving the heavily modified, unmuffled monsters all night long. Really, nobody cares.

There’s probably an unpaid intern somewhere whose job is to pick up candy wrappers from under the table once the meetings are over. That person might be an actual human being.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

... are we really having a “ back in my day “ moment in reference to the 90s!?