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At least you’ve been to the Superbowl.

Football never ends. I don’t even live in Michigan anymore and my Facebook feed won’t shut the fuck up about the Lions training camp. Good thing thing I moved to the Philly market where they won’t shut the fuck up about the Eagles, so now I have 2 perpetually crappy teams to root for.

I’m so, so exhausted. Not even noon yet and I’ve already read about 5 or 6 new stupid things this administration has done while I was sleeping. I wake up and turn on the news and my laptop and immediately contemplate suicide.

But what’s the fucking point of including that in the joke about pizza? Where the fuck does that play into the joke? How is that a fucking joke?

It’s funny to me that the threat is you’ll lose federal funding when states like Mass already subsidize states like Alabama. So now, when you already pay for all their shit, you’re not even going to get some of your money back to pay for your own shit.

What part of it was the joke?

They meltdown in public all the time though, it’s an ever-present thing that somehow never matters. Trump lost his damn mind on Twitter again this morning and that didn’t even make it to the 10am hour on MSNBC.

Hardcore centrist Dems? That’s not a thing.

I believe he opened up the floodgates to get his party exposed on how many solutions they don’t have to fix healthcare.

This comment is gold and you explained it much more thoroughly and comprehensively than I had the patience to do. Well put, and starred.

No one is asking for an open door shitting policy. That is flat out grounds for divorce.

This is why he admonished the guy for not liking black women. Drew has no idea what it’s like to not have some sort of standards or boundaries.

As a native Detroiter, I go ape-shit when people from the suburbs say “livin’ in the D” or “Livin in the 313". YOU’RE A 248 AND YOU LIVE IN NOVI MOTHERFUCKER!

Someone like Cobie Smulders playing Maria Hill? I could see that. Not too major but important enough of a character to have some weight.

You have yours, you fucking moron. That’s why I can read your stupid ass comments. You having your free speech (I hate having to explain this for the 1,00th time) doesn’t mean I can’t tell you to shut the fuck up on the internet. This isn’t a Senate hearing, idiot.

I will say fuck you as much as I damn well please, because you’re commenting without a clue as to what you’re talking about. I already fucking explained it, you limp dicked fucking fart of a human being. Not my fault you’re too much of a fucking mutant howler monkey with 3 and a half toes growing out your forehead to…

Textbooks that were standardized in Texas, no less!

Seriously. Fat guy wants to shoot women, like that’s not already a huge problem in this country and a fuckload of people won’t take offense to that.

The point is, you massive pointy headed fool, none of “the blacks” as you say had any money to buy any of that property in the first fucking place, which is why they’re living in those neighborhoods, you giant fucking moron.