Ugh. If I was Melania, I would have gone with doggy-style FOR SURE. No one should have to look at that face while having sex.

Yup. The cognitive dissonance one has to put to use watching that show is astounding. I still do it when I’m waking up after a drunk session the night before, but even in that diminished state, I know what I’m watching is totally fucked up.

There is no situational etiquette. If it looks fucking stupid, just make fun of it. Especially on the internet.

I’ve been arrested for resisting arrest. My teenage mind couldn’t figure out what the fuck just happened. My middle-aged mind would say “I want my fucking lawyer, Sarah ******-******* right fucking now and I want all of your badge numbers.”

It’s so sadistic and unfortunately pervasive. I know it’s just TV, but you even see it on Law & Order: SVU which it purports itself to be about rape awareness and prevention. They even have a bogus charity. It’s hard to square one episode about campus rape when the next one Mariska Hargatay basically says “have fun…

Not a reasonable guess and it was the guy who got it wrong. The woman got it right, dipshit.

Yup. I want to see them reap what they’ve sown, but this doesn’t just effect Trump voters. Cancer doesn’t discriminate and this shouldn’t be a partisan thing.

That’s funny, because Aretha’s still performing even though she’s older than Yoda at this point. Aretha has a way better voice.

You are insane. Whitney Houston’s early music set the new standard for singers, period.

So? California is just one place. You may be big with lots of voters but there’s a whole fuckload of millions of other people that will be affected by this. California is not the center of the universe and this response is kind of why people who are not from California don’t like people from California. And I’ve lived…

You really think someone named Startwaune is a right-winger? Transphobia does not go along party lines. He’s just an asshole on PCP, no political affiliation necessary.

Believe me, I know this far too well. I never meant to imply that it was only Trump supporters. Hell, it even happens within the LGBTQ community.

I’d star for the sentiment but I can’t get behind that. People will die if this passes. People I care about will die if this passes. We can’t just say fuck it out of spite when 23 million lives are at stake.

Yeah, people just like to make cracks at our expense without knowing what the hell they’re talking about. I usually shake it off but sometimes they catch me when I’m already pissed off.

Nobody who doesn’t live there buys it! Great counterpoint!

Not a resident, got it.

So do you. May I suggest Detroit as a place to go?

Give it a few years. As a born and raised Detroiter, it’s turning around. This shit does not happen over night.

Gee, I wonder what the fuck was going on in Detroit in 2010 and how 7 years later it might be drastically different, you fuckhead. I FUCKING WONDER.

It’s not a dying city, it’s actually thriving right now.