That really has nothing to do with my point.

What’s wrong with juice boxes? They chug the shit out of gatorade in the pros. I don’t see the difference.

That sounds like a total fucking nightmare.

Yeah, you’re not though. Packing that shit up is a huge pain in the ass, especially when you’re doing it for 10 other orders at the same time. It’s a complete dick move to not at least tip something, even if it’s only 2 bucks.

He’s got stupid face, it’s okay to say it.

1994.

I could seriously see him ineptly trying to explain Omaha Beach to the surviving veterans at a Normandy dedication. The guy is just a fucking idiot, plain and simple.

It was also kind of fucked up watching Trump give the Polish a lecture on Polish history.

“You can always hire one half of the poor to kill the other half.”

They don’t need nukes to hit Seoul though.

How the fuck did ballpark make this list? If you need to take a shit really bad, then you eat ballparks.

Gotta be Aaron Hernandez.

Approved, and honored.

I don’t think he has any idea what he’s trying to express. He just kind of farts words from his face anus.

The GM sites manage to have a fuck-up in the headline on a daily basis. They really shouldn’t be drawing attention to this when they don’t actually have copy editors.

Speaking as a white male dickhead, whenever some other white male dickhead claims native american heritage, it’s gonna be Cherokee. They just latch onto it for some damn reason.

Could you just post a fucking block quote? Why do your tech people constantly fuck with Kinja? Why am I having to click my heals 3 times to read the fucking comments? Why do I have to relearn how to Kinja roughly every 6-8 months? Could your people just figure it the fuck out already?

Technical difficulties in Kinja? You don’t say.

Baking or not baking a cake for money is not free speech. You’re a bakery, bake the fucking cake. I thought we had this covered with the lunch counter thing in 1964 or whatever. It’s not even in my living memory when that shit was figured out, except, I guess not.

Deadline reports that Brad Bitt and Tommy Lee Jones will play father and son in the upcoming sci-fi drama about an autistic pilot searching for his missing father on Neptune.