Odin and Loki could certainly be in that scene.

Depends on phrasing though. ACA is fine, Obamacare is shit.

It’s like, super popular though. Ask some idiot neck beard and even they’re like “I survived cancer because of the ACA.” I don’t understand their obsession with this other than hating Obama, who, as we are all acutely aware of, is not in office anymore.

Came of age around the same time and my gym coach had to show us that child birth video, co-ed. The boys and girls in my class were all of the mutual conclusion that “I don’t want any fucking part of that.” Surprise! I don’t have any STDs and neither do any of my classmates. Though I am not, most of my classmates are…

Jill Stein came in 3rd last year. Granola chew on that for a minute. Anti-vaxxer dipshits aren’t a binary thing. They’re across a whole spectrum of dipshits.

It’s evangelical home schooling christians who made it a thing on the right, but the left is just as bad with that.

I like to shit on conservatives as much as pretty much anyone on here, but liberals are just as lousy with anti-vaxxers as conservatives. That is not party exclusive.

No shit, am I going to wind up dying of the vapors because they elected this fucking moron? Should I start stocking up on leaches?

No, you literally are the only person who read that wrong and this has been known for fucking ages that it’s going to be a streaming only show. Don’t be a cock when you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.

Nah, I’m in my late 30s, you ain’t old.

Not a chance in hell The Captain comes back to Detroit, he’s not a fan of Ilitch the younger and won’t work with him. That’s half the reason he left in the first place.

I hate the fact that somewhere way back, maybe as much as 1,000 years, I’m related to Megyn Kelly.

Plus, only batshit fucking lunatic crazy people give any fucks about Alex Jones, and they don’t watch MSNBC.

Yup. Now it’s “I have yet another bill for a show that’s already been ruined for me anyway. Oh, and if I bother watching, I’ll have to watch the same 3 commercials for Activa or some shit 37 goddam times. And why the fuck isn’t this just, you know, ON TV?”

And now, here’s more Big Bang!

I hate this mid-season finale shit everyone does now, especially when I’m streaming it. So I have to pay for CBS All Access, except watch it like it’s regular tv, then wait for a while, then wind up paying for 15 episodes over what, 4 months? And all that for some shit that doesn’t look or sound very good and could’ve…

“Watch Some Stupid Fucking Dickhead’s YouTube Video And We’ll Post It On A Sunday And Call It Content”

LOL, Ivanka just gives him a 3GS and says “yeah! it totally works!”

I think he wakes up in a fever dream at 3am while everyone’s asleep and just starts firing them off. Like, the timestamp will be 3:14am and the Tweet will be “Black people who live in DC smell funny, will be removed” and then his people wake up and they’re like “holy shit, what the fuck?”

Funny thing is, he didn’t even write that. All of that was ghostwritten when they figured out he hasn’t actually done anything noteworthy in his whole fucking life besides being born rich. Then he fucked that up a half dozen times.