“GRRM has no pages” is simultaneously Marchman’s best and worst take. It’s definitely not true and is very silly, while at the same time being absolutely true and emotionally devastating.

You live in a remorseless, unapologetic oligarchy where there is a big club and you’re not in it. Got it?

I love mixed breed dogs. Orion is a chibulldor (Chihuahua, pit bull, Labrador), possibly more.

Woody and Urban are resting up for the big game Saturday.

Justin and Corey. Two very good dogs.

If this doesn’t get me out of grays, yall are monsters

Psyched to the max to gove thanks for stuff.

Here’s my best bud destroying our bushes, his favorite spot to lay.

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

Did someone call in and say “a giant black man fired a gun”? In that case, he would fit a description. If not, and he was tackled because he was a giant black man running from a dangerous scene, then he fits something else, and we have a problem.

I’m cool with any cop with their body camera turned off for no reason being guilty until proven innocent. If they can turn them off and have zero repercussions when doing so then what’s the point of them?

We call people like you a “mark.”

The team is worth over a billion dollars, but yeah, go ahead and give them a few hundred for a piece of paper.

Sophie had a better choice.

God even when he gets injured his hair is majestic.

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Heh. “Laid in advance”

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

That was pretty ridiculous, but Mae Young did give birth to a hand.