“It’s not a transfer ban. It’s a vetting system to keep Atlético safe.” - Spanish Sean Spicer

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Ailes was a slurry pond with legs, and his death should be sung to the high heavens. He and Scalia are two of the only people whose deaths I celebrate

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

So you’re saying the Mets let their gaard down.

Yellow. You want to drive a taxi, you ought to at least get paid for it.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

Which Deadspin editor

Lavar (Butter)Ball. I apologize for nothing.

Your time might come, but it’ll come a couple of hours behind the rest of our time.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

There should be an Flag option added called “stupid” for people like this.

“We all know the Earth is warming because humans are emitting greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.”

Both Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are excellent choices. Either one will be an advocate for progressive causes. I would pick Perez only because I would rather the DNC chair not be an active member of congress and have to be worried about his or her own seat, but Ellison’s great as well.

There’s always next year!

These bears look friendly enough:

What an asshole.

I'll read it again on my daily monorail route tomorrow.