Yeah. Same. And my husband is in town and we finally have some privacy.

Uh oh, I’m pretty sure the next step is trading you in for a younger husband.

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

And stop MARRYING them too.

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

Not sure about sex, but my wife keeps grabbing my ass and yelling “I’m a billionaire president and I can do anything I want!” I’m guessing there will be no sweet, sweet lovin’ at our house for quite awhile.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

People think my dad and I are a couple all.the.time. It’s seriously awkward. People also think he’s a solid 20 years younger than he actual is.  

she’s his daughter, ya jerks, because he married her sister.

I would play the shit out of that game.

I’ll hold out for the sexier prequel.

If you insist:

Yeah, but this shitty conservative president has both houses of Congress and the SCOTUS. They can and will do things no decent person would dream of.

One of my weirder one night stands involved dancing with a girl for about five minutes before last call, buying her a shot because I was below the minimum on my card, and then taking her home. The next morning as we’re lying naked under the covers she says “This is going to sound awkward but.. I don’t remember your…

Well put. It’s good to see Kotaku and you issuing a statement like this, it means a lot in the way of reassurance to me. Love to those of you in America, from your sister abroad. I will be doing my part in the fight against the rise of the politics Trump espouses, and I hope you do the same, dear reader.

I’ve got family who voted for Trump now reposting “politicians don’t fix things, artists and writers and hurk durk, etc. etc., love trumps hate” shit on Facebook and will someone please hold me because I am about to spit pure fire and just burn it all down.

In Trump’s America, sexy immigrants can stay. Even if they violate their visas.

It must be nice to be so rich that it literally doesn’t matter what political policies are in place.

The most awesome thing about this is how much damage it will do to the people who actually voted for this person.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.