Respectfully no, it wasn’t worse than Hillary’s email scandal. Petraeus shared classified info with a person who at least had a security clearance.

Craigslist be like,

In case you need another reason to think that Dolly Parton is Awesome, She’s donating a $1000 a month for 6 months to every family in Sevier county who lost their homes in the fire.

100%

Ahem, Kompressor

I know man ... can’t lose any value on that corolla

“We can’t take too many more grasshoppers, captain. Shields are at 19% and falling.”

Damn, in 100 years white girls STILL have no ass?

Are you just yelling into the void, here?

Payback for that bullshit diet-version E36 M3 we got.

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs” ....Your Mileage May Vary...

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Only if you don’t have a balanced portfolio and took it in the ass on stocks. The bond market moved up on me, as it always does when stocks take it in the shorts. I just moved money before the Brexit because people are stupid and I figured they would fuck this up. Had they voted remain the worst that would happen is I…

Crexit? Crexit.

the article, literally, takes fifteen seconds to read.

Yes.

If they gently tap their brakes twice, that’s their way of saying, “thank you.”

That is not the hoverboard I personally want.....too high. This is the hoverboard I want. A nice safe 6 inches off the ground.