Motz says the Corvette owner “Kept his composure... [he was] as calm as can be.... The crowd was more shocked than he was.”

Nothing a little fiberglass and paint won’t fix...wait, that’s actually true.

the ugliest doesn’t necessarily mean the worst. what you have there is the worst.

Agreed. That’s an ugly, awesome car.

There really is no other answer.

Factually incorrect.

“But I can do this.”

He fixed all this with one single tweet, he’s so tremendously efficient !

As a convicted felon he is prohibited from certain privledges such as firearms, voting, and pursuing certain career fields. The fake identity gives him back those powers he forfeited with his felony conviction.

Exactly. V12s are for real presidents. V8s are for secretaries.

Poor man’s Toyota Century — accept no substitutes. At least most of the switchgear and little interior bits in this comes from a gen 1 LS400, the stuff in the President looks like it came out of a Sentra.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

Lol. This is why there is an electoral college.

I know it’s cool to hate the GT-R here on jalopnik, but the world is bigger than this one website, and there are a generation of kids out there who grew up on Gran Turismo and FnF who don’t spend a moment browsing this place (yet).

queue the “taking a gt-r through a drive through” hate.

Just like we freak out over Supras and R34's, this is the tuner car that kids of this generation love. Can’t blame him for getting excited.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.