balanceinlife1
BalanceInLife1
balanceinlife1

I miss Tyler...

marathon truthers

The most exciting part about the new Top Gear will be watching Chris Evans slowly implode before Matt LeBlanc just takes the show over completely.

I still vote for Gear Knobs.

It’s funny that I am more excited about a video of 3 fools procrastinating than a video of fast cars that you see in the New Top Gear teaser.

Let me explain in more detailed terms:

You can get herpes for free but that doesn’t make it a good deal.

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in light socket.

Next time, use your microwave. It will soften the gunk enough so that you can just rinse it off. And please take video.

In addition to all this, I added a compass, cheap multitool pliers, dust mask, nitrile gloves, permanent, TP, and a sharpie for leaving msgs.

One of his best lines ever.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

More like....

They need some Freedom, ASAP!

To everyone saying this doesn’t look good: You are wrong and I hate you.

Impossible to have a hellcat that long. You’d put it in a ditch, or tree... Or whatever.

What's wrong Hun?