My daughter is usually amazing at restaurants. She "talks" now, so she's a bit noisier than she used to be, but she's normally an angel. Even my in-laws were able to take her to a an expensive hibachi/sushi place and they received glowing appreciation of my daughter's behavior. Even servers have gone out of their way…

As a waitress, I'm pretty ambivalent on the whole babies-at-bars issue . . . except at brunch. Do not fucking take your baby to brunch unless it's going to sleep the entire time. Seventy-five percent of the clientele (and ninety-five percent of the waitstaff) are hungover and exhausted. Nobody wants to deal with that…

Stella is the beer your Dad orders when he's feeling "fancy."

I don't think he is a bigot, you guys are missing the point. What he is saying about the teachings of Islam is true. As a person that has spent many years in an islamic republic and read the Koran, he isn't entirely wrong. Have you read the Koran? It is a book of exceptions and vengeance. Justice should be served…

Yes. This is why I do not smoke inside, and never smoke while standing idle. It's a gross habit, and I'm going to kick it.

I had too much to drink at last year's office holiday party. I don't remember leaving and I barely remember getting home. I have a vague memory of throwing up somewhere, but I don't remember where. I think I threw up outside somewhere, but I can't be certain. It wasn't in a toilet; that much I know.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

What? What? Honoring thy mother and father ahead of not bearing false witness? That is horse shit, Greg.

Not quite. Being in the 39% tax bracket doesn't mean that all income is taxed at 39% .

does nobody else think that both stories seem off? Even if he is a douche why would he out of no where repeatedly attack a woman for no reason. Like I don't believe it was as saintly as he says and that elevator snap was all the proof I need of his douchedom. Where was everyone at the dance? Like why we're they not…

wait, didn't you guys to the same?

Shorts can be cool if done right. You know what's not cool? Swamp ass. That's not cool. That's why sometimes, shorts are needed.

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

That's funny, I was a kid once, and never once threw a shit fit over a god damn fruit pie. Probably because my parents actually disciplined me.

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

this is like saying i've got the best tasting shit sandwich of all the shit sandwich sellers in town.