Being a shitty tipper is a great indicator of character.

Nothing you've said to defend yourself makes you any less a bag of dicks.

It consists of the same thing hiding a gay relationship used to consist of. "What's so hard about keeping it to yourself and just pretending partner's your roommate?", said people like you. "Why do you have to rub it in everyone's face?"

So the only acceptable and workable relationship is the type you have. Duly noted.

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...

I stopped reading after your stupid, not funny joke about a transgendered parent. Really unnecessary.

We'd prefer to not have interns who make incorrect assumptions about people they don't know; journalism should be about curiosity, not conjuring up fictions and then projecting them on the world.

That's nice for you.

Donation target 1-877 KARS 4 KIDS has already rejected Incognito's gift, explaining that if they wanted to be associated with something horribly offensive to the human condition, they'd play one of their ads.

Your freedom ends at exactly the point where it infringes upon the freedom of others. Businesses are typically considered "places of public accommodation" - that is, your right to operate a business comes with the responsibility to operate it fairly. That is the cost of doing business in America.

Who cares about the reviewer's credibility? Just read the lyrics. They're blatantly racist and xenophobic.

The day when all straight people are condemned for publicly "flaunting" their sexuality, then I will have this debate with you. Just for the record, sexual identity entails far more than where you insert your penis, somehow that's only perceived as a bad thing when people express it in a method different than one's…