I don’t get this. There were several girls who wore tuxes to my prom. In Memphis. In 1981.

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That’s the most beautiful newborn I’ve ever seen.

I work in the government in public drinking water department for my state and I can tell you that water from the tap is NOT recycled sewer water. Where I live, water from the tap is either groundwater, like from the water table in the earth, or surface water, which is from reservoirs, lakes, streams, creeks and the…

This thread is cracking me up for some reason.

And poorly dressed?

Wow, I didn't read him 'of course getting creepy with' as being racist, I read it as of course, because he's a GM at a place with underage employees (I mean, that's pretty universal as something that happens VERY frequently, at restaurants/stores/jobs with managers of all races/sexes/orientations).

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I can't even with this shit. I was 14 when Kurt Cobain died, and I assure you, everyone showed up for school the next day.

The Stig had a very emotional response to the situation:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoohhhhhhh. Sorry. I was being an idiot. #Americanprivilege #thereareothercountriesquestionmark #whocaresfireworks #baseball #taylorswift

Yo, bro!

I don't like that all the news agencies treated his purported transition as gospel truth, when he has said NOTHING about it.

Well, let's see... I'm Italian so every time I cook it's a little like having an Italian chef visit. My daughter and husband always watch anime together (Is that what they mean by "screenings" or did she silk screen anime or something? They watch it on a tv screen.) and my daughter and I did take sushi-rolling…

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

Not sure if this counts as throwing hands, but it certainly involved hands and was just flat out bizarre. We had our wedding at an historic beach hotel in New Hampshire. We had the main ballroom reserved for our reception and it was just lovely. We decided to do karaoke at the end of the night when everybody was…

We were married at a camp, and most of the guests stayed in either the lodge, or cabins on site. The bridal party was split in two cabins right beside each other, women in one, men in the other.

Old as hell here. Thank you, FKA, but my body don't move like that anymore. You want I should break a hip?

"Well you see, he was inside of me, and after grunting my name, then God's name, then my name again, he blurted out 'marry me.'

OK well I learned something - I had no idea there was such a thing as "over hard" or "over medium" - I only ever heard "over easy"!