I think the point is: why the fuck would anyone care about this?! How is the chyron in any way relevant to what he was saying? Unless it was supposed to convey that we should be worried about his health, which plays into the assumption that fat people are uniformly unhealthy and icky. Plus, the fact that it's so…

We'd all gain a few pounds if we got to wear those roomy robes all the time. I bet it's got plenty of room for snacks. The hat doubles as a fridge.

Ok guys, I am officially off the hook for stress eating. If God's emissary on earth can't resist temptation, who am I to try? Be humble, says the Lord.

Cue the unrelated comments about pedophilia in 3, 2, 1...

Honestly, when will the stupid ladeez get with the program and realize their power to end rape and intimate violence?

I was watching Christina Hendricks on Conan and I thought, "What if she hadn't played Joan? WHO COULD PLAY JOAN?? THERE IS NO JOAN WITHOUT CHRISTINA HENDRICKS."

Would you listen to a Kanye West spoken word album?

Is Hilary Duff musing upon disposability and consumer culture in honor of Earth Day?

Never thought I'd say this, but Spencer Pratt just gave some very good advice.

Spencer Pratt's tweet is actually really good advice. Surprising, given the source!

Has Bethenny Frankel ever said anything that wasn't just plain fucking stupid?

I instantly disbelieved her too, because I am an addict/alcoholic, and although I never used that excuse for missing work, the stakes were never that high for me (having a show on OWN) and I'm sure that if they had been, I would have. If it were me, and I'd relapsed, and the stakes were that high, rather than admit I…

So did I. I didn't think anything of it because Lady Gaga.

I also had to read it several times because I was sure that is what it said too.

OMG I'm laughing out loud that is so disgusting!

strangely, you're not alone in that.

I feel like at least 4 times a week I say "I love you with all that I am. We're getting married. I'm going to be with you forever. But please, seriously, just go away and don't touch me."

But when it's time to pass out, who even knows if your partner is still cuddling you. You're asleep!

Good grief, no. I bet they think couples should spend all their leisure time together, too.