Bat Flip Bautista is talking about how to play the game the right way? Okay little buddy. (I personally loved the bat flip, as I did Desmond’s in the 7th of this game)

[Bat flips to end all bat flips]....

Also Greg Oden when he wears long pants.

What kind of gott dang far-north nonsense is this? Just because you’re eating outside doesn’t make it a barbecue. Hush puppies? HUSH PUPPIES?! Those are delicious, but save them for a fish fry where they belong. A fish fry is not a barbecue.

Fuck off, hippy.

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

Good hush puppies need a fryer. Who brings a fryer to a BBQ? Number one is clearly corn on the cob. Number two is Hellman’s back of the mayo jar recipe potato salad. And number three is your mother in law not making it because she got hit by a car.

Lol... Ive flown out of or into maybe 20 of this country's airports on a yearly basis and the rules have always been the same.

Hopefully she won’t be a spoiled brat

Frankly, you’r the wurst.

Nah, the one we had growing up was the biggest softie and was the shit. She ran to the door to greet you, always wanted to be in the same room or cuddling on you, never wanted to sleep alone at night, ran right up to any stranger that came in the door, didn’t care about being picked up, never bit or scratched anyone…

Counter-counterpoint: Yesterday I watched my cat totally destroy a mouse. Good cat, this is why I scoop your shit.

Funny how all these sluggers from the ‘90s have gotten dramatically smaller since they retired. Andres Galarraga used to be big.

Fuck off, cats are the shit.

The cat clearly saw some Birds and took it upon itself to attack.

It’s a cat. He was probably just after some Trout.

Muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

i am a millennial and i can’t think of a single one of my friends who would care about any of that shit. i wonder if the problem is you?

Seriously, teenagers with an excess of fucks to give trying figure out right from wrong in the world aren’t a new phenomenon.

Nah.