We saw them stomping on snakes in Namibia last year. For realz.

Be the Standard: American Standard

Boobies!

2. Who?

1. Change things.

[Global Media Headquarters]

You get invited to ALL the parties, don’t you? Admit it.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

This one’s better.

The residents of West Beaverpeltburg are going to be so pissed off once the mountie express delivers their tweet telegrams on moose back.

Even their letterhead has the wrong skyline. That’s clearly Seattle. See the space needle? Jeez, not even the Toronto mayor knows where they are.

Also:

Nope.

This is a good one-size-fits-all reaction to pretty much anything.