I have made my peace that most professional athletes and all collegiate players are younger than me. But I thought I had a good fucking decade before I was older than their boss.

The Arizona Coyotes will reportedly name 26-year-old John Chayka as their new general manager today.

During boarding, I walk in to the galley with a bag of individually wrapped candies (an assortment works best). I let them know that I want to say thank you in advance, and I hope they are having a great trip. I smile, sometimes we make some chit chat, then I walk back to my seat.

Industry insider here. The best way is to just grease the wheels and make it known. Just tell them you appreciate their hard work and you know how difficult their job is. Give them the candy and say this is for you guys, I appreciated everything you do. A little grease can go a long way, especially on flights where…

LIke 1985.

I enjoyed it quite a bit. Now where’s my burger?

My question for some time has been this: If A&M is an Adidas school, what do you wear when you drink the kool-aid and wait to be taken to the space-ship behind the comet?

Holmes: Hey, I’m Anthony Holmes.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

As a professional procrastinator, the GOP’s reaction to Trump (which is essentially your comment) is very familiar. “We’ve got options. It’s complicated. We’ll figure it out next primary. Oh shit, there’s no primaries left? I’m sure we’ve got a backup plan around here somewhere.”

As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.

No, you don’t understand. It is all very complicated. There are these things you’re missing. It is all, uh, very like, complicated?

I love it when someone is trying to tell about their horrors of employment and all they got is, “I wasn’t treated really well.” Oh, no, did you guys really have to work in a conference room?!?! How did you survive that? They treated you like just another worker and not the precious individual that you are? Yeah,…

If you looked at anything you liked as a child and re-watched it as an adult, it would be bad. Therefore, don’t hate on Space Jam. It was good then, your(or all of our) clouded adult mind can’t respect it.

I rewatched SpaceJam about 2 years ago with a friend and his GF (her first time seeing it, which must have been a total mindfuck.) It’s a hell of a lot weirder than it was when I was 6, but it’s still awesome.

“because you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree . . .”

Sitting through Space Jam right now would not be as fun as you remember.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

All I know I’m 10 grand richer!!!! I got them them 475:1 in November when the odds started to fall. Stuck €20 to win and here I I’m! Awesome stuff....!!!!

That is very very awesome. I did not think they could do it even as recent as January.