It takes a good guy with a ship to stop a bad guy with a ship.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Oh, okay, he only stole a $120k car. Totally normal!

They REFUSED to publish my story about my Miata getting locked to a Supercharger! It’s been there 7 months, still on E. 

Locking plug = So people don’t go around unplugging cars “just for lols”, or to plug in their own.

Another Tesla hit piece from Jalopnik. You wouldn’t even be writing about a car being locked to a Supercharger if it weren’t a Tesla! I haven’t seen a single post on Jalopnik about other cars locked to Tesla Superchargers.

The idea of only paying for heating seats in the winter sounds great, but automakers aren’t doing this crap because it’s in their customers best interests.

This is the kind of mentally exhausting shit that’s getting everyone fed up. We don’t need more bills, subscriptions, etc. There are enough taxes, recurring spotify and netflix bills, heating bills, phone bills, alarm bills, insurances to pay, etc etc etc etc etc. Fuck that. Just fuck it.

Well, see, I was on this side of the village and I needed to be on that side of the village, and I needed to do it at approximately 175 miles per hour.

They think that because you could just hammer out the dents, it’s safer. Failing to realize of course that the important part is the people inside the car not the dented bumper or body panel.

BUT THE BUMPERS ON NEW CARS ARE PLASTIC?!?!?!!

Now imagine doing that in a 197o ford pickup and try and survive that. I do not abide by the old timers that say big steel cars form the 1950-70s were much safer because they are big and steel.

The official Nürburgring instagram posted this today.

It seems the original thief didn’t get caught...  

Oh, man! hahaha Here’s my fave from that Vedder phase:

Even most “towing experts” really don’t know much about vehicle dynamics. They usually just say 15% tongue weight and don’t understand that the polar moment and effective tongue length are equally important in the harmonic frequency runaway problem and general stability. And they usually don’t know that all trailers…

Naw, you assume he’s moving stuff into the Taunus. He’s stealing everything.

I’m seeing more and more green and brown on new cars and I am 100% here for that shit.