Then everyone will hate you. What deplorable category is referee hate?

Team USA is going to win every damn Olympic hockey gold medal once Canada is annexed.

We’ve been expecting you

I have been known to drop, “the stakes are high and so am I” in casual conversation. I definitely will tomorrow night.

It’s OK. Sometimes you have to trust the art and forget about the artist. I have a lot of conservative friends that can do that with Springsteen, and I applaud them for it.

“He died how he lived.... saying something homophobic about Tom Brady.”

“He died doing what he loved, getting drunkenly powerbombed through a table at a Bills game.”

You magnificent bastard!

Suplex him through a folding table?

He’s literally waving the flag of treasonists, but somehow that’s okay...

Calling it a marital aid is generous! I don’t think that would help much of anyone.

Dang it all, I should have picked richer parents.

Obligatory

Surefire method for team USA to avoid snarky tweets from Phil Kessel:

Yes, if there’s someone who knows not to create a spectacle that undermines the collective, it’s John Tortorella.