What else would you expect for a team fueled by Curry?

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

Why is it this sounds like something that could happen on Ambien?

It's just weird to say vehicle instead of car or truck. Like saying spectacles instead of glasses. Or precipitating instead of raining. Or National Football League instead of NFL. Sounds like you're trying to sound smarter than you are.

I never think of the H as being truly silent. But yeah, in the south, there's a tendency to really stress the middle syllable.

lame

Vanishing Extra Point

Isn't it the last thing all of us kick?

Ambien. That'd be my guess, anyway. Wouldn't be the first time someone violently and irrationally and blamed the sleep aid for their behavior.

The slow motion clapping is mesmerizing......

Bill Gramatica: /cracks open the champagne

So long as SAG stands for Sexual Assault Guild.

Q: Mr. Commissioner we found out by one phone call. You have a whole legal department. Can you explain that?

"We got it wrong...and we're sorry for that."

"So why do you think you should keep your job?"

Anthony really didn't wanted to do this, but when Dolan asked, he didn't pass out of habit.

Swiftly fuck off.

Mrs. Goodell, I know Roger is your son, but you're not helping. He is a big boy.

What exactly would you have them write? Domestic violence is a bad thing, a majority of sane people understand this. There were more articles on the Sterling situation because the situation was constantly evolving, the Rice situation was in a holding pattern because the NFL was dragging its feet. No new information…

What the fuck are you talking about? Since this story has come out they've posted dozens of articles about the Rice situation and how it was handled. There wasn't the outcry for "discipline and bans" at the outset, because no one could have foreseen how badly the NFL was going to fuck this up, people assumed that…