Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

*Yu...Are

The survival rate is not low. It is zero. There are no long term survivors of this horrible, awful, no good disease. My sister-in-laws mother died of it. It is intractible and fatal in all cases (unless they die of heart attack, infection or get hit by a bus while undergoing treatment).

He’ll throw DeBall at you. Come on man...

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot. 

Why did I just watch this entirely uneventful Hatton intro?

Their father, Homer, doesn’t se what the fuss is about.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Why is Bob Villa so angry? Did his old house fall down?

Wrong Said Fred.

SOME WOULD SAY THE ENTIRETY OF OUR HISTORY

In 1996 Rod Carew’s teenage daughter died of leukemia. The doctors wanted to give her a bone marrow transplant, but because she was half black, half white, they never found a match.

But Bob Golic in Saved by the Bell: The College Years, *that’s* an ongoing and committed crossover of professional football and the dramatic arts.

Brian Urlantler

We have, for the very first time, an honest-to-goodness potentially world-class player who already is probably better than American soccer’s most iconic figure ever was.