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D.B. Pooper

It’s what I’d picture a bizarro version of David Tracy’s yard would look like if he had too much money and a healthy coke addiction....

I was just asking myself the other day, “Whatever happened to Earl Boykins?”

Geez, they storm the court for anything nowadays

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach

You got hustled. Never try to outsniff a woman. They are bloodhounds. My wife can hear me letting out a fart from eight miles away. Meanwhile, I can’t smell a goddamn thing because my nostrils are all gummed up with snot and old man hair.

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.

This was a story told to me by my grandfather. When younger my grandparents would do a lot of RV’ing. E450 or E550 based RV (can’t remember which), very last year Ford sold the ye olde 460 engine with the commercial E-series cutaway. So you know the RV you get stuck behind in the middle of nowhere with the cruise…

Totally agree. I tend to like his type. The type most people despise, but if he was on their team, people would love.

I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.

It’s surprising Tim Howard would be so tone deaf, since most of his difficulties have to do with volume.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Not enough people are going to read the GQ longread on CTE that Drew linked.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

He was really asking to get belted.

Short, to the point, and gratuitously embarrassing to DB’s everywhere.

I tell everyone within a four-mile radius whenever I get four nuts. I actually contemplate not eating it, saving it for when company comes over.

Southern style boiled peanuts, no contest, fight me.

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”