“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

Barf Mitzvah

Corny as it sounds, I always ask my kids after any game/test/competition/evaluation of any sort, win or lose, pass or fail, “Did you do the best you could?” They’ll say yes, and then I’ll say, “Then I couldn’t be prouder.” Then I give them a hug and a kiss and I tell them to never forget how much I love them. Then we…

Show of hands: who HASN’T driven 140, in Germany or otherwise?

I had friends on facebook celebrating the one month anniversary of the WS win. That’s fucking dumb

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

My wife makes outstanding chili. Like I’ll push my kids over to get the last bowl good (OK, I’ll admit, there’s a lot of food that I’d push my kids over to get at). Last year I came home from work and saw a half eaten bowl of cold chili on the kitchen table and thought “Jackpot!”. The top tasted weird and acidy but…

I say let him keep racing. He’s got a Rosie future.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

This is not bad. More than a handful of songs I’d swap out for other songs by the same band (Agnostic Front), and a few oi songs (Sham 69? Cocksparrer?) that I think deserve to be on the list over some of the others. I’d add Hard Times by CroMags. I could quibble more, but it’s not worth it. Hopefully there’s some 13…

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

I’m taking a day to indulge the happiness of Cubs fans then I’m going back to cheering against them.

*googles

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

I’d say he most certainly has a great shot at it except that Jurgen will go with Wondolowski instead.

Shoulders above the rest.

Well, kids - this is how crossovers are made.